#TangentAlert... #BraceBrace...!

On the #Topic of #TopTierTooting...

#Life in the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #JustFine; #IT's a #BitLike being the #CruiseDirector of an #OceanGoingLiner... Or #PilotingTheNormandy...

#IT's #QuiteGoodFun; #TryIT, you might #LikeIT...

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#IF... And, #IT's another #BigIF...

#IF you're #Considering #SettingUp #YourOwnInstance; I can #HeartilyRecommend #IT...

#TopTierTooting is #TheDogsBollocks [#TechnicalTerm] | #Bollocks is a #GreatWord; there's #Nothing #QuiteLikeIT... #Mainly because of #TheSpelling

#YoureWelcome

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(@PSiReN)

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTopTierTootingNotNews... #AcceptNoSubstitutes...

There are #ManyManyThings to #Love about #TheFedi... #LovingTheFedi 🧡​

#One of #TheBestThings about #TopTierTooting is that we're #NotRemotely #Beholden to #Flaky, #WeakITAdministrators and their #SoFuckingUnreliable #PatternOfBehaviour...

#DeadInstanceOwner(s) should #TakeCaution; #SomeOfUs are a #LotSMARTER than you... With #FancyHats...

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#BTW: #ICYMI

The #MastodonSpyBalloon is #FullyEquipped with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite...

#IT's #All... #Part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles, and #Supported by #WindowsForWerewolves...

We're #SoVerified: ​

#YouAreWelcome | #TopTierTooting

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#Tangentially...

#TopTierTooting; #IT's #TheBest... | #AcceptNoSubstitutes - #IT's #TheRealThing

[#IndividualUserExperienceWillVary | #SubjectToAvailability | #TermsAndConditionsApply]

You have to be #ThisHigh to #Ride...

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