"Oh lord, please bless this my gimmicked speed-cube, and watch over me as I cheat my way to the top of the solving championship. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti," said Tom, crossing the Rubicon.

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“If you want to render hard-edged shadows, you’ll need to pick a different kind of light source,” Tom said pointedly.
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“You idiot— you forgot to model the effects of surface refraction when you rendered the water!” Tom said caustically.
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“I’m trying to get sensible output from this LLM,” Tom said promptly. #tomswifties

"I'm not sure whether this is a human factors problem, or a bug in the input stack" said Tom uxoriously.

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"Here's your eighteen-wheeler back," said Tom truculently.

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"Every time George Clinton releases another album, I'll get another conservative elected to parliament!" said Tom perfunctorily.

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"When I touched the hot pan, some of my skin burned and stuck there," said Tom fondly.

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"Get the oxygen tanks in here, stat," Dr. Tom Swift said breathlessly.

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