This TP shortage rumor started all because of Trump's sh*tty war... literally.😬

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-24/japan-consumers-panic-buying-toilet-paper/106490370

#Japan #news #JapanNews #PanicBuying #ToiletPaper #rumors #Iran #TrumpWar #EpsteinWar

Now that we’ve all noticed and are complaining about the shrinkflated narrow rolls of toilet paper, look soon for some brand to introduce a “wide” roll selling at a very premium price.

#shrinkflation #ToiletPaper #ToiletRoll

#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻

Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

Sooo.... Which are you?

I'm chaotic neutral.
TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

#poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

I buying toilet paper ✨AI✨

#toiletpaper #watersport #bbw

Gather round, for I got a tale.

My tale is the tale of the infinite roll of toilet paper. No matter how much toilet paper you'd pull from this roll, you never reached the end.

Then they lived happily ever after.

The End.

Thus was the tale of the infinite roll of toilet paper.

#ToiletPaper #tale