Mastodawn

> Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/

Please, do not give them ideas.

#PuertoRico #BarelySatire #ToiletPaperUSA #BackInTheUSColony #MastodonPR

Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico

WASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alternative Puerto Rico. “Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,” said Turning Point CEO Erika Kirk, adding that the island would be known as “Port Rick,” a mistranslation of “Puerto Rico” that […]

The Onion

LTSC1980 AKA "NOT SURE" CHEN Feb 11

From #Melania to #KidRock’s halftime show: why is #Maga art so dreadful?

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/feb/10/melania-kid-rock-maga-art

#TrumpIsARussianAsset #theplotagainstamerica #magats #magatsruineverything #therichhateus #americanfascism #wtfamerica #Tpusa #fucktrump #trump #MelaniaTrump #TurningPointUSA #toiletpaperusa

From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?

As the right stokes culture wars, their alternatives to ‘woke’ Hollywood prove to be shoddily made and uninspired

The Guardian

A. Rivera Dec 9

> Texas launches plan to open Turning Point USA chapters in every high school https://www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/texas-turning-point-usa-greg-abbott-high-schools/

Shit am I glad our daughter is long out of public school and we got out of Texas before this shitshow takes over.

#ToiletPaperUSA #GOP #PartyOfStupid #TexasFriendly #schools

Texas launches plan to open Turning Point USA chapters in every high school

Republican officials in Oklahoma and Florida have also launched plans to expand the presence of the conservative youth organization founded by Charlie Kirk.

The Texas Tribune

Maven (famous)Oct 10

Checkmate liberals

https://lemmy.zip/post/50711108

Maven (famous)Sep 11, 2025

Let me have a little schadenfreude, as a treat

https://lemmy.zip/post/48430023

EuroNutellaMan Sep 11, 2025

He died the way he would have loved (in a school shooting)

#meme #darkhumor #memes #funny #charliekirk #kirk #turningpointusa #toiletpaperusa #maga #magats

b҉Sep 11, 2025

HOT TIP: U.S. flags flown at half mast are easier to grab & fashion into patriotic diapers -- this is the best way to honor the life and work Charlie Kirk.

#CharlieKirk #TPUSA #USPol #MAGA #DIAP #DIAPER #DIAPERS #ToiletPaperUSA