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“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”

Asked my toddler why they put their toy in the fridge. ‘Because it was hot.’ 😐

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Why do toddlers insist on ‘helping’ with everything… except cleaning up their own mess? 🤔

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Asked my toddler why they threw their socks in the bin. They shrugged and said, ‘I don’t know.’ Amazing. 👏

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I love how my toddler has no time to help clean up but ALL the time in the world to make the mess in the first place. 🤨

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I asked my toddler what they wanted for dinner. They said ‘blue’. Great. That clears it up. 💙

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Me: ‘Do not put that in your mouth.’ Toddler: stares me in the eyes and licks it anyway 😑

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The 5-second rule doesn’t apply when my toddler drops food. It’s now an immediate ‘feed it to the dog’ situation. 🐶🤷♀️

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