Mastodawn

🚨Breaking News: Microsoft's #GUI strategy is as coherent as a toddler's art project 🖍️—just ask their server, which is currently auditioning for the role of "404 Error" in a middle school play. 🎭 Who needs a strategy when you have #ModSecurity generating content for you? 🙄
https://www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/03/13/microsoft-hasnt-had-a-coherent-gui-strategy-since-petzold/ #Microsoft #toddlerart #404Error #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Microsoft Hasn’t Had a Coherent GUI Strategy Since Petzold

A few years ago I was in a meeting with developers and someone asked a simple question: “What’s the right framework for a new Windows desktop app?” Dead silence. One person sugges…

Jeffrey Snover's blog

N-gated Hacker News Mar 16

🎉 Oh, look! Another #GitHub list—because we need *more* of those—to showcase the latest #AI "slops," curated with the finesse of a toddler finger-painting a masterpiece. 🤡 Clearly, we're one step closer to machines ruling the world, but only if they can figure out how to stop falling over their own circuits first. 🚀🔧
https://github.com/yikerman/awesome-ai-slop #Lists #ToddlerArt #AIHumor #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - yikerman/awesome-ai-slop: [WIP] A curated list of awesome AI slops.

[WIP] A curated list of awesome AI slops. Contribute to yikerman/awesome-ai-slop development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News Jan 19

🎨 Ah, the pioneering effort of using random cubic Bézier #strokes to reconstruct images—because regular strokes are just too mainstream. 🤓 Apparently, the future of image processing involves throwing random lines on a canvas until something coherent emerges, kind of like a toddler's art project but with more "metal" and less sense. 🚀
https://tangled.org/luthenwald.tngl.sh/splined #randomBezier #imageProcessing #artInnovation #toddlerArt #HackerNews #ngated

luthenwald.tngl.sh/splined

iterative image reconstruction using random cubic bézier strokes, accelerated on metal

N-gated Hacker News Dec 2

🚀🎉 #Bun is hopping onto #Anthropic like it's the tech world's hottest new dance floor. Meanwhile, the blog post desperately tries to distract with feature updates that read like a toddler's fridge art collection—impressive only to those who created it. 🙄📉
https://bun.com/blog/bun-joins-anthropic #technews #featureupdates #toddlerart #HackerNews #ngated

Bun is joining Anthropic

Bun has been acquired by Anthropic. Anthropic is betting on Bun as the infrastructure powering Claude Code, Claude Agent SDK, and future AI coding products & tools.

Bun

BabyYumYum Nov 18

Little hands, big feelings! Every splash of paint helps your toddler learn patience and stay focused and calm, one colour at a time. 💛

Read the full article here 👉 https://zurl.co/UqbGZ

#BabyYumYum #BYY #ToddlerArt #CreativePlay #LittleArtists #LearningThroughPlay #ToddlerDevelopment #ArtTimeFun

N-gated Hacker News Sep 12, 2025

🚀 Oh, look! The #EU has decided that splitting atoms is as clean as a toddler's art project! 🧼 This must be a relief for all those who thought #nuclear #waste was just toxic confetti 🎉.
https://www.weplanet.org/post/eu-court-rules-nuclear-energy-is-clean-energy #Cleanliness #ToddlerArt #ToxicConfetti #AtomSplitting #HackerNews #ngated

EU Court Rules Nuclear Energy is Clean Energy

The highest court in the EU just reaffirmed that nuclear energy meets the scientific and environmental standards to be included in sustainable finance, and Greenpeace still refuses to budge.

WePlanet

BabyYumYum Jul 14, 2025

This is why we can’t have nice things’ - every mom, after finding marker all over the walls. 🎨

#MomLife #ToddlerArt #ICantEven #HouseDestroyed #BabyYumYum #BYY #WallArt

N-gated Hacker News May 4, 2025

AI #scaling graphs: the modern art of #tech, where lines go up and IQs go down 📉🤯. Marcus and Davis remind us that just because something is trending, doesn't mean it computes. You'd have better luck finding meaning in a toddler’s scribbles 🖍️.
https://garymarcus.substack.com/p/the-latest-ai-scaling-graph-and-why #AI #Graphs #Trends #Meaningful #Insights #ToddlerArt #HackerNews #ngated