When u don't read the dialogue that one #ElderScrolls #game and it leads you down this long weird #quest line that ends with some guy who has turned the entire kingdom against you because you apparently stole his penis and traded it to a hobo for some knick-knack you forgot about in the first half of the questline. #FML. 😩
And only now, as I'm having to restart the entire fucking game, do I realize you were supposed to kill the guy who told you to do that and steal the knick-knack from the hobo rather than do that mission where you sneak into the guy's house and pickpocket him of his "greatest treasure" in his sleep. And it would have been so fucking obvious had I just read the damn text.
TODD HOWARD EXPLAIN HOW HE DIDN'T WAKE UP WHEN I STOLE HIS PENIS DON'T GIVE ME THAT#ITJUSTWORKS SHIT.
#ToddHoward #PenisTheft #RealLife