"I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

"Go ahead!"

"What?"

"Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

"But this was a figure of speech!"

"I took it literally."

"Yes, I see that."

"Hmm... what do I say now?"

"Er... I don't know."

"I think the author is high."

"You might be right, oh giraffe!"

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