as no one in the entire #PNW knows how to make red velvet #Cake or #Tirimisu – i am, per BDay prerogative, spending my remaining 5$ #SNAP on a vegan #Snickerdoodle frozen desert sandwich…

there's no excuse for culinary negligence of this magnitude whatsoever… get your shit together PNW

for the love of all that is red velvet cake, here's an old design i made that exists only on threadless — Dream Cake —only 1 floating around the earth thus far!

tasty emoji flirt :: 💭🍰

https://brentpruitt.threadless.com/designs/dream-cake