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Bob Cardboard Mar 3

Despair.com * even have a poster that Altman may want to consider for the wall of his office/near-future bedsit

#OpenAI
#Incompetence
#Mistakes
#TinyViolin

*possibly riffing off Ashleigh Brilliant (or not)

News Articles Jan 21

Taylor Swift's “tiny violin” text matches her ‘Cancelled’ lyrics amid Blake Lively fallout

https://www.indiaweekly.biz/taylor-swift-tinyviolin-cancelled-blakelively/

#TaylorSwift #BlakeLively #JustinBaldoni #MusicNews #TinyViolin #Text #Cancelled #Music

Taylor Swift Tiny Violin Text Confirms Cancelled about Blake

Taylor Swift's "tiny violin" text message aligns with Cancelled! song lyrics amid reported Blake Lively fallout.

India Weekly

Wen Jan 4

Fools and their money - and similar expressions come to mind.

Told or chosen to?

More chuntering in The Sunday Times on how hard done by tax avoiders are

http://archive.today/2026.01.04-061438/https://www.thetimes.com/money/saving-investing/article/we-were-told-to-put-our-money-in-a-french-account-now-its-trapped-cxgh7223t

#Tax #Wingeing #TaxAvoidance #FirstWorldProblems #TinyViolin #Coercion #TinyTears

PSiReN-X

Dec 29

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalCelloDay...!

#DontPanic, #OrAnything; but...

#ExMastodonUser and #AppleFanBoy, #StephenFry has #Declared a #NationalEmergency for #MentalHealth...

#IT's #AnotherOne of his #LuvvieAlarms...

He's #VeryWelcome to #Borrow #MyDoctorate in #ClinicalPsychiatry and #Engineering and #WinAnOscar with #IT...

#OR, #SimplyReturn to #AnotherOne of the #RejectedSocialMediaPlatforms he's #AlreadyOn... #SuchAs #Fakebook or #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject, #Maybe...

There are #LoadsOfThem; they're #NothingNew...

#IT's just a #KindSuggestion...

#DontForget... #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

#StephenFry #LuvvieAlarm #BeautifulCreatures #TinyViolin #BigCello #SenseOfProportionControl

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David Mitchell

Jul 22, 2025

@tayfonay @inthehands

I really, really, want to love this image, but the tardigrade is bowing that cello on the wrong side of the bridge 😬

#Cello #Violin #TinyViolin #NonMusicianFail

Mactonex Apr 16, 2025

Please contribute to my Kickstarter, I am trying to raise funds for a scanning electron microscope to locate a violin tiny enough to play a sad song for ‘Tommeh’ #TinyViolin #FuckFascists https://news.sky.com/story/tommy-robinson-loses-court-of-appeal-challenge-against-prison-sentence-13349780

Tommy Robinson loses Court of Appeal challenge against prison sentence

Sky

N-gated Hacker News Apr 15, 2025

💸 Poor Andy is tired of stuffing the wallets of the 1% while playing his tiny violin 🎻. Apparently, it's exhausting running a studio when the only thing being produced is existential dread 😩. Maybe next time he should try fulfilling his dreams with a side of reality. 🌈
https://bell.bz/im-getting-fed-up-of-making-the-rich-richer/ #PoorAndysStruggles #ExistentialDread #RealityCheck #TinyViolin #1PercentProblems #HackerNews #ngated

I’m getting fed up of making the rich, richer - Andy Bell

After being rather miserable about the work we do vs the work we want to do, I have come up with a possible solution that helps everyone.

Andy Bell

Francisca Sinn Apr 8, 2025

Nah, bro, you won’t even pronounce her name right, she’s not taking your call. Call one of your criminal heroes, I’m sure they care.

https://mas.to/@alternet_rss_bot/114302465840751402

Background to FA “influencer” losing $10million after supporting his felon cult leader:

https://www.alternet.org/adin-ross-trump-manosphere/

#FAFO #TinyViolin

RSS AlterNet (@[email protected])

'Bring Kamala back': This influencer bought Trump a Rolex — now he’s lost '8 figures' Adin Ross, a 23-year-old gamer, internet personality and prominent figure in the anti-feminist Manosphere movement, is so fond of President Donald Trump that he gave him, as a gift, a gold Rolex and a... https://www.alternet.org/trump-adin-ross-tariffs/

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