😂 Wow, who knew 10GB of Hacker News trivia would bring forth the cutting-edge tech of 2026? The groundbreaking discovery that #Rust is mentioned more than #Go will surely revolutionize the tech world, much like discovering water is wet. Bravo, time travelers, you've truly outdone yourselves with Codex and Modolap - the heroes we never asked for! 🤦‍♂️🚀
https://modolap.com/publication/hn-analysis-1 #HackerNews #TechRevolution #TimeTravelers #HackerNews #ngated
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It is patently obvious members of Grand Funk Railroad were #TimeTravelers
They saw the 2013 movie “Captain Phillips” and on return to 1970, wrote the song.
2/2

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1535109/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_9_tt_7_nm_1_in_0_q_captain

Captain Phillips (2013) ⭐ 7.8 | Action, Biography, Crime

2h 14m | PG-13

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🚀 Breaking: #Instagram boss demands employees rediscover commutes in the year 2026, because apparently the #future is just like the past... 🤯 Welcome back to the #office, time travelers! 🙃
https://www.businessinsider.com/instagram-chief-adam-mosseri-announces-five-day-office-return-2025-12 #Commute #TimeTravelers #HackerNews #ngated
Read Instagram chief Adam Mosseri's memo ordering staff to the office five days a week in 2026

Instagram back-to-office policy: Adam Mosseri demands full-time in-person work in 2026, fewer meetings, and faster product prototypes.

Business Insider
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Time travelers rejoice! 🎉 Finally, the Mac mini G4 can run System 7 natively—because, you know, who needs all those fancy modern features when you can enjoy the cutting-edge technology of 1991? 🙄
https://macos9lives.com/smforum/index.php?topic=7711.0 #TimeTravelers #MacMiniG4 #System7 #RetroTech #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

J'avais tant aimé Station eleven que je n'avais pas lu d'autres romans d'Emily St John Mandel ensuite, ça aurait fatalement été moins bien, me disais-je. Mais lui il me faisait de l'œil depuis sa sortie, alors j'ai craqué. Et c'était si bien 🥰

#emilystjohnmandel #litterature #mastolivre #sfff #timetravelers #autrice #mastobook #canada

Ah, the Egyptian Hieroglyphic Alphabet: where ancient civilization meets an emoji keyboard for time travelers! 🎭✨ Because who wouldn't want to express their deep thoughts with a vulture or a twist of flax? 🤔 Only here can you find your spirit animal, the horned viper, doubling as your F. 🐍🔤
https://discoveringegypt.com/egyptian-hieroglyphic-writing/egyptian-hieroglyphic-alphabet/ #EgyptianHieroglyphs #AncientCivilization #EmojiKeyboard #TimeTravelers #SpiritAnimals #HackerNews #ngated
Egyptian Hieroglyphic Alphabet

Egyptian Hieroglyphic Alphabet translator write your name like an Egyptian

Discovering Ancient Egypt

https://www.storyangles.com/post/what-s-lurking-in-the-dark

What’s Lurking in the Dark?
The Truth About Shadow People
They hover at the edge and watch from the dark.

#shadowpeople #dark #sleepparalysis #paranormal #hatman #timetravelers #interdimensionalbeings

What’s Lurking in the Dark?

The Truth About Shadow PeopleThey hover at the edge and watch from the dark.You catch a glimpse of something dark and shadowy out of the corner of your eye, turn and find nothing there.Maybe it felt human-shaped, but it vanishes before you figure it out. You brushed shoulders with “shadow people.”Shadow people pop up in your vision, when you least expect it. They’re not solid. They’re flat, like a shadow cast on a wall, with no clear face, eyes, or details.You spot them at the edge of your sight

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Some places slow down time—not because they’re quiet, but because you finally are.
Globetogo helps you find your pause.
#timetravelers #slowyourclock #innerstillness
🎉🚀 Time travelers are apparently too busy to visit us, or maybe they're just stuck in a cosmic traffic jam! Meanwhile, arXiv celebrates 34 years of posting papers that nobody but your nerdy uncle cares about. Give them a birthday gift, because who wouldn't want to support the dump site of academic papers? 🎁📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.09157 #timeTravelers #cosmicTrafficJam #arXiv34 #birthdayGift #academicPapers #nerdCulture #HackerNews #ngated
Where Are All The Tourists From 3025?

This paper examines the distinct lack of clear examples of time-travellers and proposes an explanation for their absence without assuming technical barriers to constructing time machines. Instead, it develops and then analyses a model of the consequences of time-travellers; finding that time travel is self-suppressing.

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