Quand un thé ne suffit plus dans la tasse, je thésaurise dans le thermos.
Tout cela est prémédithé.
Quand un thé ne suffit plus dans la tasse, je thésaurise dans le thermos.
Tout cela est prémédithé.
I know you are all going to be wildly jealous because I picked up the world's greatest thermos today.
Today I was the best worst,
My Dad (PBUH) once made emergency #soup for the first time since being a bachelor... and burnt it.
Recently I made the worst soup EVER.
- I used a soup mix of mixed #pulses, by pouring kettle boiled water over split peas, dried beans etc in a #thermos, left overnight. First mistake.
- To this I had added a mixture of whole #garlic, turmeric, pepper and cloves. Second mistake.
- Smelled it the next day. Another mistake...Yuk. 👃🏿
- Vowed to feed it to our local #pond birds but left it a bit too long (several days).
The mistakes are coming thick and fast...
- Put thermos in a nice satchel. It leaked. Into the satchel. On my summer coat. Down my trousers...
- Came home smelling of sick
Only a real human can do this.
Wait till we have home robots making soup! Prepare to die or learn to make soup. 
I am starting to realise that all this time, trainspotting was just a code-hobby for Autistic people to form clandestine self-help / revolutionary groups, with flasks of tea, sammiches and sturdy raincoats.
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