FANGORIA [Unofficial]Oct 15, 2025

Exclusive: THE VELOCIPASTOR 2 Trailer Debuts With Even More Sex, Drugs, & Dinosaurs

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Curt Johnson - Indie GeniusSep 27, 2025
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Dev Albino  Jul 26, 2025

Alguns me chamaram de naluco.

Outros disseram para eu desistir

A grande maioria nem fazia ideia do que estava havendo.

Mas é official, tenho o torrent e o filme completo The Velocipastor.

Protegerei ele para que as próximas gerações tenham acesso a essa obra comovente.

#thevelocipastor

Show threadGiovanni IdiliJun 12, 2024

And it was, in fact, good 🙌

#velocipastor #thevelocipastor #horror #parody #movies

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A ★★½ review of The VelociPastor (2018)

Perhaps the absolute highest cinematic experience one can hope to witness while high on a certain strain in one’s entire lifetime.

prkFeb 23, 2023

I watched this the other night, and it was definitely aspiring to be a D grade movie, but fell so far short it didn’t make the alphabet at all. 😂

#TheVelociPastor

From: @cstross
https://wandering.shop/@cstross/109910539612452333

Charlie Stross (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image I have not watched this movie (because it's a movie and I don't really do moving pictures), but … THE VELOCIPASTOR: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_VelociPastor Apparently a sequel is in the works.

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Mr. Tengu 👺Dec 18, 2022
The VelociPastor (2018) ★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ https://trakt.tv/movies/the-velocipastor-2018 #TheVelociPastor #trakt
The VelociPastor (2018)

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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