A lot of conservative dudes want to bring the US back to the Roman Republic days. Inshallah we never do, otherwise left-wing politicians would be bludgeoned to death in Congress with chair legs, a whole war would break out to stop some people from becoming citizens, and someone like Trump would make ever-growing assassination target lists for his enemies and pay citizens to follow up on it. #TheHistoryOfRome #TheStormBeforeTheStorm
The rest of the gym watching 70 year old Marius sweat his accordion-looking balls off doing push-ups while saying "I've still got fight in me! Let me be consul again!" #TheHistoryOfRome #TheStormBeforeTheStorm
Gauls: @ Marius' legions, got any messages you want us to send to your wives? Cause we're on the way to bang 'em lmao #TheStormBeforeTheStorm #TheHistoryOfRome #MikeDuncan