Bellycan2d ago

The Shovel: "Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now".

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/18/dickhead-with-ute-taller-than-himself-not-so-smug-about-it-now/

#TheShovel

Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now — The Shovel

An Australian man who bought an American pick-up truck the size of a two-storey townhouse because he thought it would make him look tough, has pulled his head in a little after realising he may be spending $500 a week on petrol by the end of the year.

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Bellycan3d ago

"…people had a tendency to focus on the negatives, rather than what had been achieved. “Sure, life for people in Iran may not get better – it could get worse. And yes, we’ve killed innocent civilians and lost some of our own soldiers. And yes, everything is about to get more expensive and international trade and travel is massively disrupted. And, yes we’ve permanently ruined our relationships with some of our allies and emboldened Russia. And sure, the billions of dollars we’ve spent already could have been used to fix our health system or our schools or our roads. But let’s not forget, the first name of Iran’s leader will never be the same again. That’s huge."

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/16/us-replace-ayatollah-khamenei-with-ayatollah-khamenei/

#TheShovel #USPol #Iran

US Completely Fucks International Relations, Oil Markets and Global Economy in Order To Replace Ayatollah Khamenei With Ayatollah Khamenei — The Shovel

"We have totally and comprehensively changed the first name of Iran’s leader for ever”

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BellycanJan 19

“Why Won’t This Australia Day Debate Just Go Away Like My Friends, Family, and Ex Wife Did?” Asks Guy With Southern Cross Face Tattoo – The Shovel.

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/01/19/why-wont-this-australia-day-debate-just-go-away-like-my-friends-family-and-ex-wife-did-asks-guy-with-southern-cross-face-tattoo/

#TheShovel #AusPol #AustraliaDay

“Why Won’t This Australia Day Debate Just Go Away Like My Friends, Family, and Ex Wife Did?” Asks Guy With Southern Cross Face Tattoo — The Shovel

As the national debate to change Australia Day heats up for another year, one man with a Southern Cross face tattoo is wondering why the whole thing hasn’t just disappeared like all his friends, family, and ex-wife did. 44-year-old Cronulla local Damian Stewart has become enraged this morning, upon discovering that people still want to […]

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MozDec 12

The Shovel points out a clash of values.

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/12/13/aussie-teens-denied-entry-us-social-media-history/

#AusPol #TheShovel #SatireIsNotDead

All Aussie Teens Denied Entry Into US After Being Unable To Provide 5 Years of Social Media History — The Shovel

All Australian teenagers have been informed by US officials that they are barred from entering America until they are able to produce five years’ worth of social media history. A recent update in visa requirements demands that travellers into the States provide their social media details and a history of posts and likes. The change […]

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MozNov 29

"All Fridays Matter"

https://theshovel.com.au/2022/11/25/pauline-hanson-condemns-use-of-term-black-friday-saying-all-fridays-matter/

#Satire #theshovel

Pauline Hanson Condemns Use of Term ‘Black Friday’, Saying ‘All Fridays Matter’ — The Shovel

"My inbox has been inundated with ‘Black Friday this’, ‘Black Friday that’. Granted there have been some wonderful bargains. But as yet not a single mention of White Friday. So typical of this country's disrespect for white people”

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AbyNov 17

#Music #Melbourne #Australia #AmylAndTheSniffers #TheShovel

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/11/15/amyl-the-sniffers-shouldve-labelled-gig-a-nazi-rally-if-they-wanted-it-to-go-ahead-police-say/

FKA ZOGNov 15

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/11/15/amyl-the-sniffers-shouldve-labelled-gig-a-nazi-rally-if-they-wanted-it-to-go-ahead-police-say/

#melbourne
#AmylAndTheSniffers
#theshovel

Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say — The Shovel

Police say they were left with no choice but to shut it down after it became apparent the event was a legally ambiguous ‘music performance’ rather than the more protected category ‘full-blown extremist gathering’.

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Michael GaleNov 2

Nationals Commit to Liberals Achieving Net Zero Seats by 2050

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/11/02/nationals-commit-to-liberals-achieving-net-zero-seats-by-2050/

#Satire #TheShovel #AusPol #Australia #Politics #ClimateChange #NetZero

Nationals Commit to Liberals Achieving Net Zero Seats by 2050 — The Shovel

"If we continue to take into consideration what Australians want done on climate, and then do the exact opposite of that, we can get a lot of those suburban seats changing hands pretty quickly"

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BellycanOct 29

"Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website" – The Shovel.

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/29/jamaica-25-degrees-and-sunny-according-to-new-bom-website/

#TheShovel #BOM

Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website — The Shovel

Jamaica is set for blue skies and a light south-westerly breeze with an estimated top of twenty-five, Australia’s new Bureau of Meteorology website says.

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MozOct 27

#TheShovel have their own theory on why details of the White House ballroom must be kept so secret.

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/27/contractor-sacked-after-querying-underage-sex-slave-dungeon/

#Satire

Contractor Sacked After Querying ‘Underage Sex Slave Dungeon’ on White House Ballroom Plans — The Shovel

"I'm all for increasing the size of the White House, but I was just curious about why there was an underground network of tunnels on the plans labelled 'Melania Not Allowed In Here'.

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