[On the phone:] "Hi, are you doing anything?"
"No, I was just sitting next to the phone and waiting for your call."
(Inspired by a scene of The Patty Duke Show.)
(Explanation for the youngsters: back in the day, we did not have cell phones. Phones were in a few select locations in the house. If you were expecting a call, you could sit next to the phone to wait for it.)



