#AndSo...

#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement...

In all the #GiddyExcitement of the #NewToyJoy, #IT is #Probably #WorthReflecting upon #TheLife of #TheOldWorkHorse...

#IT's #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit and #IT has #Survived #ManyTrials #Including a #GlobalPandemic and #WindowsForWerewolves...

But... #AllSuchThings are #Expected to have only a #LimitedDuration and #FactoredRedundancy is #BakedIn... #IT can #Still be #Repurposed and also #StillEnjoy some #LightDuties, and #RemainProductive for #ManyMoreYears to #Come...

#BTW: #IF after #AllTheseYears you #Still #DontUnderstand what #FactoredRedundancy is; #THEN...

I could #TeachYou; but, I'd have to #Charge...

#OR...

You can #LookITUp... #DogsCanLookUp...

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#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

The #SpringDiscount also #Pays for the #Windows11Pro #Upgrade and the #CommensurateDockingStation; because, #TheOmen just doesn't have #AllThePorts that #TheOldWorkHorse does #Natively...

But, that's #OK; because, the #SpringDiscount #CoversTheCost and the 14"-#FormFactor #Laptop #Fits on a #Lap, while #Wearing #ShortShorts... And, there is #ZeroRisk of your #LegsCatchingFire....

#See... There was a #Plan... #AllAlong...

#ITHelps being a #Professional, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#HappyHappy #InternationalSculptureDay...!

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#IT's #Still a #StillAliveSaturday...!

The #FreshPotOfCoffee is #KickingIn...

#TheOmen is #Still #BeingPrepared for the #DigitalSwitchOver from #TheOldWorkHorse, #Alienware; but, there's #NoRush... #TheOldWorkHorse's #PhasedRetirement is #ExactlyThat - a #PhasedRetirement...

#SecondaryObservations:

1: The #Bloatware is #Manageable; #EasilyStripped and #Dumped;

2: #DeBadging #TheOmen is #AlsoSimple; #Intel and #nvidia can #Carry their own #Marketing without #MyAssistance; and,

3: #TheOmenGamingHub; #Man... #OhMan...

#HP has done a #NiceJob; we're #LookingForward to our 15%-#SpringDiscount - just for being #SuperAwesome™️

#HappyHappy #InternationalSculptureDay...!

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#AndSo...

#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement; #IT's #AnEndOfAnEra... #OnTheUpside; there's also #TheStartOfAnotherEra...

#So... There's #SomeMore #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...

#Suitable for #CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirates...

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