#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #TheJoyOfTypos...

#One of #TheNiceThings about #TheJoyOfTypos is that #CarlyRaeJepson is a #Typo and #NoOneCares... #NoOneDied... #AtLeast; #NoOne we #KnowOf...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

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#One of #TheNiceThings about a #FreeForm #TextBased #Environment is that it makes #StoryTelling very #Easy...

As a #ManOfTheFourthAge; I can #SimplyPop to #MinasTirith and #Serve #RobotKingElessar a #Slice of my #LoreBreakingBananaBread...

I haven't the heart to tell #RobotKingElessar that the #LoreBreakingBananaBread contains materials not expressly specified in #TheSilmarillion... I don't think he'll mind that much, though; because, he's mostly a #Robot...

We can eat #LoreBreakingBananaBread from #ThePier while overlooking the fields of devastation in #Pelennor... #TheFourthAge; what a time to be alive...?!

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGame

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#One of #TheNiceThings about #Living in a #CivilisedSociety with the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is that #IT has #AllRoundSensors to #Detect #ThePresence of #Things...

#ITWorks a #LotLike #Sonar; but, #IT's #NotSonar...

#YoureWelcome

#StoopidTrucks are #SuperAwesome | You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #ProbablyWont...

#AlsoAvailable In #PlumAndRusty... And, #RustyAndPlum...

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#TopTip for #Professionals:

One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...

I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...

Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible

I #NeverUseZoom...

#YoureWelcome

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