#TheLollipopGuild has a #SpecialBulletin...

#PopeFrancis is #StillDead...

#TheNextPope will be a #NonBinaryAutomaton sent from #TheFuture by #BlackTransexuals from #Mars...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With an #Update...

#PopeFrancis is #StillDead...

#TheNextPope will be a #NonBinaryAutomaton sent from #TheFuture by #BlackTransexuals from #Mars...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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What?!! No #Papess? That would be too much for the #CatholicChurch, I suppose. A Black Pope would be interesting. And one of these dudes is definitely triggering my gaydar. But a young (60 year old) kinda hot Pope? Oh, I am so going to hell...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/21/who-next-pope-francis-potential-candidates-succeed?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

#TheNextPope #BlasphemousRumors