Did this book need to be 450 pages long? Did I need to be bombarded with so much useless information? Did I need to know the weird, disjointed inner monologue of either Alessia or Maxim, including such phrases as "mate!", "dude!", and "fuck a duck"?

I personally quite enjoyed #FiftyShadesOfGrey and #TheMister, but #TheMissus is not what I was hoping for. Nothing happens, the romance is meh, and I found it hard to believe that any of these characters were young.

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