DarthdzlNov 27, 2023

Fucking seriously. We're 9-3, with a more resilient team than we've had for decades, and looking like the Eagles should be scared of coming to Dallas, and you're talking about replacing McCarthy.

Landry Hat and MMQB, you're officially a bunch of clickbait idiots.

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NFL Rumors: Jerry Jones eyeing dream Mike McCarthy replacement if Cowboys fail in playoffs

https://twitter.com/ChrisHalling_/status/1728434303728529698

Chris Halling (@ChrisHalling_) on X

Micah Parsons drew ZERO penalties on Thursday against the Washington Commanders. It’s infuriating how Parsons continues to be mauled at the line of scrimmage, and the league officials continue to let it go unpunished.

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DarthdzlNov 21, 2023

"LOOK! SOMEONE WHO'S STARTED EVER JUST GOT RELEASED! SIGN THEM! SIGN THEM NOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AM I SCREAMING LOUD ENOUGH YET!"

Jesus, #TheLandryHat, take a breath or something. You guys are the Fox News of Cowboys reporting.

(Yeah I know, dude's a former All-Pro. But calm the hell down and make sure why they released him first, will ya?)

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DarthdzlJul 13, 2023

πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ Jesus Jerry, get an editor. Please.

You don't pump breaks. You pump brakes. You know, those things in a car. Breaks are gaps, fractures, malfunctions, pauses... Not devices that retard a speeding car.

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3 overhyped players Cowboys fans need to pump the breaks on | Landry Hat

https://thelandryhat.com/posts/3-overhyped-players-cowboys-fans-pump-breaks-williams-ferguson

3 overhyped players Cowboys fans need to pump the breaks on

These Cowboys players have garnered a ton of hype leading up to the 2023 season, but fans might want to pump the breaks.

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DarthdzlJul 1, 2023

Oh look. The Landry Hat is telling fans how to think again. How charming. No wonder they're the unhinged pariahs of Cowboys fandom.

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Cowboys fans give wrong answer in survey about looming contract extension dilemma | Landry Hat
https://thelandryhat.com/posts/cowboys-fans-wrong-answer-survey-contract-extension-dak-prescott-ceedee-lamb

Cowboys fans give wrong answer in survey about looming contract extensions

Cowboys fans submitted the wrong answer in a survey about the team's inevitable contract extension dilemma.

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DarthdzlJun 1, 2023

Does anyone else think #TheLandryHat is a constant stream of Sam Kinnison screaming in Jerry Jones' ear?

Except Jerry doesn't hear it, because he doesn't read blogs full of hysterical screaming.

"OMG WE HAVE CAP SPACE! HURRY, SPEND IT SPEND IT SPEND IT! SIGN EVERY SINGLE FREE AGENT EVERYWHERE! DRAFT ALL MY FAVORITE PLAYERS! I KNOW HOW TO RUN THE TEAM BETTER THAN THE PROS! AAAAAAAAH!"

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