While I am #NotPrepared to #Disclose the #SequenceOfEvents #Resulting in a #Brick wearing #MyPyjamas within #ThisThread...

I can #Reveal that I once "met" #JimmySomerville at #TheBell in #KingsCross... I was "working" #BehindTheBar... | #TrueFact

He was #MostConcerned about #TheLackOfSuitableToiletPaper in #TheLadiesLavatories...

He had a #VeryValidPoint; I #TookCare of #IT...