Its fun when you ask a #retailer, "Do you accept #bitcoin?" Then they ask whether you are part of some #pyramidScheme. Then you say, "Well the #Dollar pyramid scheme started in 1971 when #Nixon took us off #TheGoldStandard completely to pay for #Vietnam and we never went back. So they've been #printingMoney in their global pyramidScheme ever since to benefit their mates. Bitcoin opposes their pyramid scheme."

Head tilts upward and eyes widen, they look to the side.

> My job here is done.