Of course this is, hands down, *truly* the funniest news story of the last ten years.

Then you think about it and it is also frustrating, infuriating, and another #AI -heavy example of how #The21stCenturySucks and we're all living in #TheDumbestTimeline

https://apnews.com/video/callers-to-washington-state-hotline-press-2-for-spanish-and-get-accented-ai-english-instead-d4b7e05c8ca54fb997ddb9aa2393c7f7

"Gimme your lunch money!
Err, I mean, the Nobel Peace Prize!"

- a bully

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/trump-meet-venezuelan-opposition-leader-machado-after-praising-its-government-2026-01-15/

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WASHINGTON, Jan 15 (Reuters) - Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize medal to U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday during a White House meeting, in a bid to influence his efforts to shape her country's political future.
A White House official confirmed that Trump intends to keep the medal.
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#Trump #Machado #TheDumbestTimeline

So, what’s the next stop on the menu?

#war #politics #world #enshittification
#news #poll #wtf #TheDumbestTimeline

We are:

#news #TheDumbestTimeline #dystopia

Just got a flyer for a "Mobile Wastemobile" (for the disposal of hazardous waste), and I thought, 'Hey, what a great thing...they'll come by and take away your batteries and old paint...'

Then you read further and it gives you an address where the Wastemobile is parked [which happens to be the usual location] so you can bring it to them...sigh.

We truly live in #TheDumbestTimeline (!)
#The21stCenturySucks

Bought a new device that is so lightweight that they actually put a weight in the box to make you feel like you bought something. It actually says "box weighting" on it.

Forget living in a #StarTrek future, I think we are living in a #Futurama one.

#TheDumbestTimeline

It’s cool of Chump to take time away from playing golf and dismantling the American republic to play huckster for the world’s deadliest car brand. Very presidential. Not at all swampy.

#TheDumbestTimeline