Mastodawn

Jan 25, 2025

#TheBFF has just been #TellingMe about #TheBestDream he had #Overnight...

He was #Tasked with #Organising #TheCoronation of #QueenMargaretOfScotland (#DontAsk)...

#AtOnePoint; he was #StrollingAround #BuckinghamPalace with #TheCrown in his #Pocket... #BuckinghamPalace had been #Converted into a #Hospital with #SeveralOffices, while #QueenMargaretOfScotland had been #Relegated to a #Shed at #TheBottomOfTheGarden...

#IT #TookSomeTime to #HuntHerDown; but, eventually, he #FoundHer and got her #Ready to #OpenSomething - he can't #Remember what...

#IT was a #GoodDream; #QuitePossibly a #Vision of #TheFuture...

We shall #See what #TheFuture brings; there will be #Cake...

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In Search of a Better World May 9, 2023

The only reason the cops are saying they "regret" arresting anti-monarchy protesters at #TheCoronation is because their arresting people has now attracted more attention than letting them protest would have. Not because they thought it was wrong, but because more people are now looking at them. That is all. #StreisandEffect #CoronationDay #ACAB

Mark May 8, 2023

This video adds the Game of Thrones music to the coronation map to make it more interesting, and it works! 😄
#GoT #GameofThrones #TheCoronation

Cassandra House of Priam May 7, 2023

#TheCoronation had so many f$#@ed up things that sought to say #colonialism is past but just reinforced that it's never gone away. A Hindu prime minister reciting bible verses, a King listening to other voices of faith just after affirming his belief in one true (Anglican) God and being anointed as his rep, a Gospel Alleluia sung while the Star of Africa shines brightly on the royal sceptre... Meanwhile the #BBC bent over backwards to keep including shots of the sikh chorister.

MeMyself everywhere May 6, 2023

“..the coronation tampon…” oh my dog this is a killer and best of #theshovel s ever!!!! LMFAO ROFL LOL MWAHAHAHAH “..the royal family have never done irony well….my dog thats just 2 of the funny but true lines LOL 😆 😂 😝 😜 https://theshovel.com.au/2023/05/05/your-guide-to-the-coronation/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=your_guide_to_the_coronation&utm_term=2023-05-06 #theshovel #thecoronation LMFAO

Your Guide to the Coronation — The Shovel

Did you know that the Coronation Spoon was originally used by King George IV during a heroin bender at Windsor castle in 1828?

The Shovel

GeeKCast May 6, 2023

It feels very on brand to be watching history unfold on a laptop, to the blasts of #StarWars Clone Wars series 7 coming from the lounge.
#TheCoronation