The thing television and movies don’t prepare you for, when awoken at 3AM to pounding and shouts outside of “I am going to F*CK you UP,” is that embarrassingly awkward couple of moments when you’re trying to find reasonable “outdoor” clothes and shoes before grabbing a baseball bat and going to the front door.
What’s the etiquette here? “Just a sec, I can’t find my hoodie!” is acceptable, right?