RE: https://mastodon.social/@ManWithPez/115454862595013301
And, boy howdy, did they deliver.
@SesameSquirrel For your own wellbeing don't look up that movie title.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@ManWithPez/115454862595013301
And, boy howdy, did they deliver.
@SesameSquirrel For your own wellbeing don't look up that movie title.
This movie is Canadian. I say they deserve a tariff.
She's not getting her deposit back.
...and people complained that #TheHowling werewolf transformation scene look too long. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
The director was like: I WILL SHOW YOU, ignorant viewer, THE TRUE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
All she does is sit around her apartment, rot, collect fallen parts in jars, and STILL try to masterbate to cracks in the ceiling.
Is this a metaphor for a wasted life? If so, movie, please be more subtle!
Tonight, I gloriously give thanks to ads when they interrupt whatever this is.
Damn, even Sexy Crack In The Ceiling is rotting.
This is the kind of movie that begs the question: should I ever risk pressing Play again?