RE: https://mastodon.social/@ManWithPez/115454862595013301

And, boy howdy, did they deliver.

#TVMysteries
#Thanatomorphose

@SesameSquirrel For your own wellbeing don't look up that movie title.

This movie is Canadian. I say they deserve a tariff.

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

She's not getting her deposit back.

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

...and people complained that #TheHowling werewolf transformation scene look too long. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

The director was like: I WILL SHOW YOU, ignorant viewer, THE TRUE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

All she does is sit around her apartment, rot, collect fallen parts in jars, and STILL try to masterbate to cracks in the ceiling.

Is this a metaphor for a wasted life? If so, movie, please be more subtle!

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

She's still masterbating?

Yes, bruh. Throwing up IS the proper response!

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

Tonight, I gloriously give thanks to ads when they interrupt whatever this is.

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

Damn, even Sexy Crack In The Ceiling is rotting.

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose

This is the kind of movie that begs the question: should I ever risk pressing Play again?

#FrightClub #Thanatomorphose