Secretary Mayor Pete Loves God And Beer And His Electric Mustang And Fox News Is ... Mad About That?

We guess?

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Just A Couple Normal White Guys Talking About Boning And Breeding

Tucker did two nights of Elon Musk interviews, because of course he did.

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Kevin McCarthy Gives Tucker Carlson J6 Tapes, Because Nothing Matters Anymore

Finally, Tucker's make-believe truth about January 6 can come out.

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