Mastodawn

RE: https://mastodon.social/@McDonald_69/116386316324460535

"Tesla met zelfrijdende functie mag de weg op in Nederland"
https://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/economie/artikel/5579969/zelfrijdende-tesla-mag-de-weg-op-nieuwe-functies-goedgekeurd

"In Nederland kunnen Teslabezitters de functie 'de komende dagen' met een update [1] toevoegen aan hun auto, zegt de autofabrikant. De 'Full Self-Driving'-modus gaat wel extra geld kosten: 99 euro per maand."

[1] Codenaam Grok (van dezelfde leverancier)

@koen_hufkens
@McDonald_69

#GrokSucks #TeslaSucks #MuskSucks

Led By Gilded Fools Mar 10

New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge: Video and story links

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/cybertruck-houston-lawsuit-21965298.php

Video:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tsveacqzpqosfuahoqgsfu4a/post/3mgnkhhaoqk2a?ref_src=embed&ref_url=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.thestranger.com%252Fslog-am%252F2026%252F03%252F10%252F80514257%252Fslog-am-schrodingers-war-grounded-planes-and-snow

#Tesla #CyberTruck #CyberTruckRecall #TeslaSucks #TeslaTakeDown

Ruckerworks Feb 13

I checked the estimated market value of our house and saw that it dropped $50k overnight. Then I realized it’s because someone parked a Tesla Dumpster (aka Cybertruck) on the street out front. #TeslaSucks #tesla

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Led By Gilded Fools Feb 9

@c_merriweather @ai6yr @ben #Tesla: Replacing the Pinto as the Chariot of Fire.

#TeslaTakeDown #TeslaSucks #TeslaStockCrash

SmashedRatOnPress Jan 24

Ugh, well, Tesla... Now they're going to charge $99/month for something that used to be included in the price of the vehicle. Just another grift. #TeslaSucks
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/01/tesla-wants-recurring-revenue-discontinues-autopilot-in-favor-of-fsd/

Led By Gilded Fools Dec 4

The Stranger features a rant column, I Anonymous, which I think most drivers can all identify with

https://www.thestranger.com/i-anonymous/2025/12/03/80357285/testy-about-teslas

#Tesla #TeslaTakeDown #TeslaSucks

ThomasWirth Sep 2, 2025

Buy Tesla! 🚀 Next year (promise! 🤞) your car will drive itself, make taxi money while you sleep. Crashes? Death-trap rep? China’s cheap EV flood? Elon’s quirks? Totally irrelevant. Everyone will still pay premium for Teslas. Already worth more than BMW, Toyota, VW combined — yet still “undervalued.” Profits will be HUGE. Tremendous. Fantastic.
#tesla #teslatakedown #teslasucks