#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...

#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...

We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...

#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...

We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean  with #MostlyEurope 🏰

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#That's a #GoodQuestion...

We #LikeDriving and #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars can't even #DriveThemselves... #Not without #KillingEveryone...

#MyPersonalChef will be #Required to:

• #MakeBiscuits; and,
• #IceCream; and,
• #BaconSammidges...

#ApplyWithin... #OrNot...

#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCyberTruckNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#SpaceKarenX's #CyberTruck has #Stalled... #Again...

#SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Never going to #MakeIT to #Mars... #AtThisRate

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#Meanwhile...

The #MAGAHatLoons and #TechBros are #DrivingToMars in one of #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars...

#IT's #OnlyAMatterOfTime before #SpaceKarenX hits the #KillSwitch to "they/them's" #TwitterFeed...

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