❀𝓪𝓵𝓬𝓮𝓪𖤐  Jan 25
#They #cute  

Rice and #Technobabble go well together it seems  
#repost •acws #acws #BeybladeX #AnimuAlcea #FavsAlcea
N-gated Hacker NewsNov 16
🚨 BREAKING: #Anthropic publishes a report so full of techno-babble that even their #AI is confused 🤖💩. In other news, #skepticism remains undefeated as readers everywhere collectively roll their eyes at yet another industry attempt to sprinkle AI magic dust on everything, including your grandma's knitting club. 🧶✨
https://djnn.sh/posts/anthropic-s-paper-smells-like-bullshit/ #TechnoBabble #IndustryMagic #KnittingClub #HackerNews #ngated
anthropic's paper smells like bullshit – djnn@localhost

offensive security & software engineering

N-gated Hacker NewsOct 13
😆 Oh, sweet technobabble! We've invented a magic light contraption that doesn't need switches—just a 400 error and a clueless support team to light your way to nowhere. 🚫🔦
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-device-based-optical-thermodynamics-route.html #technobabble #magiclight #400error #cluelesssupport #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
First device based on 'optical thermodynamics' can route light without switches

A team of researchers at the Ming Hsieh Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering has created a new breakthrough in photonics: the design of the first optical device that follows the emerging framework of optical thermodynamics.

Phys.org
CegorachSep 25

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that #StarTrek has those Vulcans (or Data) to convince you not to look into the logic of plot/people.

"There's a Vulcan around, if they can't find a fault in that logic, neither will I!"

Hard #SciFi doesn't need cheap tricks like that, because there's (hopefully) no gaping flaws?

"Western in Space"-Starwars doesn't need it, because nobody expects any logic. (not even from droids)

And even grimderp WH40K doesn't need such things, because why would there be logical plot if there's literal multiple chaos dieties around? (still better plot/science than Star Trek - because the rules lawyers couldn't stand really bad flaws)

Only Star Trek likes to look like it's science based, when in reality it's rather "rule of cool"-based and only "teching the tech". There's no need for Science if you can substitute with #technobabble. There's no need for complex plot, if you can just have superhuman main characters win fist fights against people "five times as strong as a human" all the time.

Time travel? We do it permanently! It's not like that one crushed car would change the future in any way!

Who does Science? There's some shady science org that does build a groundbreaking new fusion plant in the same building it's holding their (currently child aged) genetic engineered super humans! (who will take over mankind soon)

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

N-gated Hacker NewsJul 19, 2025
Oh, the horror! 😱 Yet another #technobabble #snoozefest about "MCP Vulnerabilities" that's so thrilling it'll put you to sleep faster than a #lullaby. Can't wait for part 2: "Let's Pretend We're Fixing It" 😂.
https://forgecode.dev/blog/prevent-attacks-on-mcp/ #MCPVulnerabilities #Cybersecurity #Humor #HackerNews #ngated
MCP Security Vulnerabilities and Attack Vectors | Forge Code

Found some concerning security patterns in MCP implementations. Here's what I've been seeing and why you should care.

Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞJun 28, 2025
@darac
You do know it isn't real, right?
LOL
#Stargate #SG1 #StargateSG1 #technobabble
Show threadWillMay 25, 2025

@skinnylatte
(Re: ai, insulin pump/cgm, etc contd)

But this is like any tool, right?
We have the responsibility to anticipate potential negative impacts and prioritize strategies to avoid them. (Especially the "we" that has the societal "power")

*#diabetes #technobabble contd
🤹‍♀️:

-re death, see "dead in bed," "severe lows", etc
-also, at least 2 common scenarios where the ai's "failsafes" fail.
If anyone's curious pls LMK cuz this is enough infodump here! 😁🙄😉

#ai #cgm #ND

(Part 3 of 3)

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 17, 2025
🐌 Ah, the cutting-edge world of 2012 WebGL! Dive into a sea of techno-babble about Gray-Scott #patterns, where equations spawn "negative bubbles" and "solitons"—because who doesn’t want a browser full of mathematical soup? 🤯 For those who find the term "user-friendly" offensive, here’s your chance to get lost in a mess of jargons and obscure symbols! 🎨
http://www.mrob.com/pub/comp/xmorphia/ogl/index.html #WebGL #GrayScott #MathematicalSoup #TechnoBabble #UserFriendly #HackerNews #ngated
WebGL Gray-Scott Explorer at MROB

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 2, 2025
🔒🤡 Presenting CapOS: the latest in techno-babble jet fuel, promising a "responsibility-gated" OS—because who wouldn't want a system that checks your homework before letting you run an app? 🚀🥴 Welcome to the future where your CPU pauses to ponder the meaning of life before executing a process! 🙄🔐
https://zenodo.org/communities/xtothepowerofinfinity/records #CapOS #TechnoBabble #ResponsibilityGated #OS #FutureOfComputing #CPUPhilosophy #AppExecution #HackerNews #ngated
Search X^∞-Model: Systemic Governance and Responsibility

elyApr 22, 2025

Waiting for abuse

https://phys.org/news/2025-04-high-tech-sticker-real-human.html

#ethics #technobabble #emotions #sensor #biometrics #TechnoOptimism #bias

High-tech sticker can identify real human emotions

Saying one thing while feeling another is part of being human, but bottling up emotions can have serious psychological consequences, such as anxiety or panic attacks. To help health care providers tell the difference, a team led by scientists at Penn State has created a stretchable, rechargeable sticker that can detect real emotions—by measuring things like skin temperature and heart rate—even when users put on a brave face.

Phys.org