Airplanista 🇺🇦@Lily_and_frog @ai6yr I have a family member who swears (saw it on the Internets) that microwaves throw off nukes that fry your brain.
I'm guilty when they're visiting and in the kitchen to turn it on and suddenly act like my brain is frying or I'm having a stroke. They know I don't do conspiracy theories, I like to rub it in.
And yet, I am still alive. I've cooked my bacon in it for decades, so if I'm getting nuked, I should be pushing up Daisies by now.
