@sflorg

we can only hope Elon takes them there.

At -2%/month en route and then maybe the same annually in 0.43Gs for minimum 23 months, they'll shatter like glass under their own weight if they ever even try to return! Brains perforated by unfiltered cosmic rays the whole time too, sooner the better, even First Class.

BTW I learned yesterday the reason no life on the Moon is Col. Bleep evacuated the Moon Mice (and their crops) to stop evil pirates from enslaving them to work in pepper mines on Pluto. The weird part is I always thought Pluto was made of creme brulee!

oh also: Sunday marks the 7th anniversary of the lunar #tardigrade colony.

@theplaguedoc

Probably full of #tardigrade s too!