"He should have come, for Pete's sake!" - MARTY ARNOLD, Valentine's Day 2008, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ValentinesDay2008 #ForPetesSakeDay #MartyArnold

"Oh my gosh." - AVIVA DEKORNFELD, Math or Magic?, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ForPetesSakeDay #AvivaDekornfeld

The amazing discovery of { } STHr2 in #TAL just broke my mind

"Doritos is the exact right product!" - TODD HANSON, Tough Room, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ToughRoom #NationalTortillaChipDay #ToddHanson

"There is just something about that moment when Pinocchio stops being a few strung together pieces of wood and starts to seem like he's really a little boy." - IRA GLASS, Dolls, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #Dolls #PinocchioDay #IraGlass

"They handcuffed him." - IRA GLASS, What Is Your Emergency?, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NationalHandcuffDay #IraGlass

"He got drunk on the set of Wheel of Fortune, passed out, and when he woke up, he saw Vanna White smiling and the completed puzzle." - SEAN COLE, This Is Just Some Songs, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #VannaWhite #HappyBirthdayVannaWhite #SeanCole

"Michael Jordan's the one that can't let go of Leroy!" - EMMANUEL DZOTSI, That Other Guy, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #MichaelJordan #HappyBirthdayMichaelJordan #EmmanuelDzotsi

"It was a simple act of kindness from a stranger." - IRA GLASS, Kindness of Strangers, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #KindnessofStrangers #NationalRandomActsofKindnessDay #IraGlass

"Barack Obama was running for president." - IRA GLASS, Harold, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #PresidentsDay #IraGlass