"I'm not a web designer or a graphic designer!" - STEPHEN MURRAY, The Call, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #WebDesignerDay #StephenMurray

"My father put down his hamburger." - DAVID SEDARIS, Day at the Beach, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #DayattheBeach #NationalHamburgerDay #DavidSedaris

"One time, it came on during a long road trip." - EMMANUEL DZOTSI, The One Place I Can’t Go, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NationalRoadTripDay #EmmanuelDzotsi

"He used to be addicted to meth, but now he's addicted to streaming!" - ZOE CHACE, The Making Of, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NationalStreamingDay #ZoeChace

"She called the IT department at her hospital." - SARA CORBETT, Stuck In The Middle, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #StuckInTheMiddle #NationalHospitalDay #SaraCorbett

"And a good mom doesn't have a Keurig." - HEATHER GAY, Under One Roof, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #MothersDay #HappyMothersDay #HeatherGay

"People like Ted Turner, Barry Diller, and Rupert Murdoch all got the Puppy Channel pitch." - MOLLY FITZSIMONS, Starting From Scratch, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #StartingFromScratch #MollyFitzsimons

"It was a Snapple!" - SEAN COLE, Hoaxing Yourself, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #HoaxingYourself #NationalBeverageDay #SeanCole

"Talk about making lemonade from lemons!" - NANCY UPDIKE, Bedside Diplomacy, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #BedsideDiplomacy #NationalLemonadeDay #NancyUpdike