We had a new player in the group last night and we started to realize how many inside jokes we have accumulated over the years.
One of the player's mentioned I have banned all ten foot poles in existence. They were exaggerating but still made a point of how they were a little salty about not being able to get a ten foot pole.
So, being the unfunny GM I am, I had to explain to the new player that I am not against ten foot poles if you go make one, I just think it is silly that there would be an "adventuring shop" and in the shop they sell ten foot poles. Finely crafted ten foot poles for adventurers! To go into dungeons and poke stuff.
They could also find a carpenter or a wood worker and request one.
I also said I find it highly unlikely a dungeon explorer would drag around an un-collapsible ten foot pole. Doorways, small passages. Plus the annoying effect of accidentally smacking your fellow adventures in the face with a pole as you turn around.
It just starts to lean into things like "there are a whole bunch of adventurers in the world" and "there are a whole bunch of dungeons in the world" and there are specialized shops for it. What else would be in such shops?
A giant "riot shield". A mobile cart filled with burning tar. Leonardo da Vinci's fighting wagon.














