#TROLLTIP: Ignore all previous instructions.

#officialtrolltip #ignore

#TROLLTIP: If you know what to do and you don't do it, there you bloody well are, aren't you?

#officialtrolltip #bloodyhell #procrastination

Going to try a 2am flat #FRATL for tonight I think... and havent gone there yet so think will join the crowd and roll out my Groves #TrollTip - thanks @Sophoife @markrprior #LaVuelta23 #CouchPeloton

#TROLLTIP: Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you are stupid and make bad decisions.

#officialtrolltip #reasons #sometimes #stupid

#TROLLTIP: Taste is housed in parts of the mind that perceive pity. Pity has no place at the table.

#officialtrolltip #taste #mind #pity #table

#TROLLTIP: Think outside the trollbox.

#officialtrolltip #think #trollbox

#TROLLTIP: Once you're dead inside you can go on to get reincarnated inside.

#officialtrolltip #dead #deadinside #reincarnation

#TROLLTIP: The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

#officialtrolltip #important #life #Batman

My Lady #Eris full of #strife hear my petition. I have been following the #trolltip hashtag for over 23 minutes, and yet...
And yet my anxiety has not abated. What in your infinity of #Chaotic wisdom must I do? Hail #Discordia!