Ever wish you could bottle a boss-level scream without HR shaming you? The Scream Absorbing Jar tames office fury-the TPS reports, the coffee-fueled rants. 😱 https://chunkyfinds.com/scream-absorbing-jar #ScreamAbsorbingJar #OfficeGift #TPSReports
In a truly groundbreaking 😆 exposé, we learn that IT departments everywhere are gleefully embracing otherworldly printers straight from Lovecraft's nightmares, because who needs sanity when you have wireless printing? 🙄 After all, Sarah from IT just wanted to staple her TPS reports, not summon the Elder Gods. 🤦‍♂️
https://ghuntley.com/ideas/ #ITNightmares #WirelessPrinting #LovecraftianHumor #TPSReports #OfficeComedy #HackerNews #ngated
the printer that transcends dimensions and corrupts reality

The IT department never questioned why the new printer arrived in a crate marked with eldritch symbols. They were just happy to finally have a replacement for the ancient LaserJet that had been serving the accounting floor since time immemorial. Sarah from IT support was the first to notice something

Geoffrey Huntley

When I get a stupid, inscrutable error message from a web app, at least I can muster a grim laugh. But I'm sad to think of other people suffering something like this (quoted verbatim): "There was no valid submit type for the page named gift_payment.jsp. Please verify the names of the submit buttons on the page to ensure they comply with CDS standards."

(CDS Standards might be related to #TPSreports)

I filled out TPS reports for your sins.



#Easter #salvation #TPSReports

ALT

Here we go again.
[ SH After Dark Archive ]

https://syphoncontinuity.com/blog/here-we-go-again/

Syphon Continuity

I spent this afternoon tweaking the stylesheet for my #WriteFreely blog when I should have been writing #TPSreports but at least my blog looks cool.

And I discovered that customizing #CSS for WriteFreely is *hard* yo. Remember when CSS was easy? Admittedly the last time I CSS'd #webrings were still a thing.

Anyway, it looks OK, I learned some stuff (yay) but it's probably garbage - if you know CSS and want to tell me what I'm doing wrong, have at:

https://awadwatt.com/tezoatlipoca/customizing-the-css-for-writefreely-is-a-pain-in-the-butt

Customizing the CSS for #WriteFreely is a pain in the butt

You like the style of my blog? It only took me all afternoon. I may have some work catch-up to do this weekend. So one of the reasons...

Third Spruce Tree On The Left

today is definately a "make it look like you're doing something productive but really you're just noodling on socials" day at work.

I have a meeting with the todds in an hour or so, so I better put some coversheets on my #tpsreports.

#whatisthatyousayyoudohere #clockpunching #its5pmsomewhere

App phones people so you can pretend to be their boss

App phones people so you can pretend to be their boss

Boing Boing