Mastodawn

#TaylorSwift #TLOAS #Halloween #TrickOrTreat

Looks like we’re all done with trick or treaters here. The teenagers were not impressed with the potatoes, lol. Probably best not to give them projectiles on this night of mischief anyway.
I’m surprised I didn’t see any Demon Hunters or Star Wars characters. Just a pumpkin, a dragon, fairies, a vampire, a ninja, and a bunch of costumes I couldn’t make out under coats and jackets.

ELIZADARTH TAYLOR

#TaylorSwft #TLOAS #BintjePotatoes #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #Potatoes

I had spouse buy a bag of potatoes to hand out to the kids if they didn’t want candy. But no kids were coming by. We had a slow trickle of kids, and had forgotten about the potatoes. But then a big group came through, and I remembered the potatoes. Every kid wanted a potato! They ran down the street yelling at the other kids, WE GOT POTATOES! Suddenly we’re the hottest house on the block.

ELIZABINTJE TAYLOR

I really don’t feel like cooking tonight tho. I forgot to make refried beans, and even tho I could start cooking them RIGHT NOW, I also don’t have an onion to start them. And I really don’t want to go to the grocery store at this hour, on Halloween.
We do have some backup options: soup, tuna melts, frozen chicken pot pies,

ELIZABISQUE TAYLOR

I don’t think we’re going to get many kids tonight; it’s rainy, cold, and dark. We’re having tacos tonight, so I need to see about making some more taco seasoning. Too bad we didn’t think to pick up some avocados while we were driving ho—

ELIZABEEF TAYLOR

Dang it Lamps Plus closed an hour early for Halloween; we just missed it. I guess the porch light and a few battery-operated candles in the window will have to suffice to signal that we’re home to receive Trick or Trea—

ELIZABULB TAYLOR

Anyway, what’s everyone doing tonight? We’re heading to Lamp’s Plus b/c they are having a going-out-of business sale and the one torchier lamp that lights our whole living room has died. We’ve been sitting in the dark for the past three days and—

ELIZABIRTH TAYLOR

ELIZABRETH TAYLOR