I once knew a guy that had the perfect April Fools' Day #joke, but it took a year of prep work to pull it off.

Back when newspapers & newspaper boxes were a thing, he tossed a quarter into a machine and instead of taking just one paper, took the whole stack.

Then, he waited a year.

The next #AprilFoolsDay, he tossed another quarter into a #newspaper machine and *replaced* the whole stack with the papers he'd stolen the year before.

Repeat forever! 😅

#LOL #Funny #Planning #TimeTravel #IAmDB

#Wss366 Fool #WordWeavers #AprilFools #TimeTravelAuthors 04/1. Introduce your story with joke

Bijou the #TimeTravelingGhost is a cute, cozy slice of life about a ghost that travels through time and has tea with various famous people.

#AprilFools: Yeah, I know I didn’t #fool you.

While Bijou meets several famous people and even shares cocktails with Countess Elizebeth Bathory, one would hardly call it a cute, cozy story—surreal, pulp-inspired, full of cabals and fascists, yes—cute and cozy, no.

What is it about? That is hard to say since Bijou and her companion Emily Pang don’t know either. All they know is that creepy rabbits keep showing up alongside the worst people in history, and they’re determined to find out what is going on and to stop it.

Serialized on #Wss366 and #TimeTravelAuthors. Soon to appear on #PIXIV and #AO3.

#Fantasy #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #Serial

#TimeTravelingGhost EP 8: Post 87: 2025 Arkham

#Wss366 Suit #MastoPrompt Lessen #TimeTravelAuthors 03/31. Author's choice/promo #WordWeavers 31 Share or tell us about a fun scene you recently wrote.

The rest of the trip was awkward. I kept catching Emily glancing at me. Logically, I knew this was a good sign. I had feelings for her, but it didn’t #lessen the feeling that I wanted to escape. Her jealousy of the women in my life before we met raised red flags.

It was more than that, though. There was a sense of dread and panic. I found myself thinking things like, “Been there, done that,” or “It never turns out well.” It frustrated me that I couldn’t pinpoint why I felt that way. Was it an intuition about Emily, or was it something from my past?

Other than that, the trip was fun. It was nice to just enjoy things without worrying about anthropomorphic rabbits, the Illuminati, or other hidden terrors.

When I asked Emily if she enjoyed herself, she said, “I had a swell time.”

The day we arrived back in Arkham, it was sunny. A robin greeted us from a tree near the station. People had smiles on their faces. It was hard to believe that tomorrow someone would discover my mutilated body in Franklin Park.

It was still early, so I pointed out a café. “That’s one of my favorites. I think it’ll #suit you. They make excellent coffee, and the coffee cake is that old-fashioned kind with lots of brown sugar on top. We can go to the park where you can have some.”

“That’s peachy. I’m glad you’re getting your memories back. Is any of it useful?”

“Memory?” I asked.

“The café?

I blinked. “It wasn’t really a memory. Just a feeling.”

It would have been an inconsequential occurrence, soon forgotten, except for the server's greeting upon entering the café: “How was your vacation, Professor Bijou?”

I was stunned. Had she addressed me as Professor Dubois, I would have assumed my makeup was an inadequate disguise. But this woman knew my name.

I ordered two coffees and some pastries, then hurried out. There were people all around, so I didn’t dare talk to Emily until we reached the park.

We found a quiet bench where Emily sat next to me. She materialized, taking a sip of coffee and a bite of cake. Then she asked, “How did you know the way to the park?”

It was the third shock in a row. I answered, “I don’t know. I just did, and I know where the statue and oak are as well.” That was something I hadn’t known before. This wasn’t like returned memory.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #TimeTravel #HistoricalFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Mythpunk #Serial #Slowburn #Yuri #NMWW #NMPrompts

Forty-Nine: Justice Served
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#MuseHappensSerial #MuseHappens #PortalFantasy #TimeTravel #unicorns

#TimeTravelAuthors

Maybe others know about this, but I found a neat site for era-appropriate words.

Time Travel Words:

Though I usually am looking to see if I can use a word or phrase, not for a word.

#TimeTravel #Words

Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 2025

See which words were first recorded in 2025. Or search for other words by the year when they were first used.

When you look at distant stars you are literally seeing them as they existed thousands of years ago #Stars #TimeTravel Would you try this? #Exoplanets #Astronomy

I've been looking to buy a bass amp, that is made in the UK, and the smallest I can find is a 100 watt amp.

I mean MADE, NOT designed and engineered in the UK.

It isn't the cost, it is just I only play indoors, along to music, and I live in a little flat.

Now if I had a time machine, I could go back to the 1960s or 1970s and buy one. So any one know where I can get a time machine?

#bass_Guitar #bass #made_in_UK #amp #timemachine #timetravel

Happy Monday! Here are (11) butch/femme sapphic fiction suggestions for the Facebook BFSFR group reading challenge category for the week of 03/30/26: Time Travel.
#books #readingchallenge #timetravel #sapphicbooks #bookstodon #readingcommunity #butchfemme