Ah, yes, because the world desperately needed a deep dive into crafting the Usain Bolt of #Linux #timestamps 🏃‍♂️⏰ for the three people who plan to rewrite their system clocks 🤓. Congrats on discovering how to reinvent the wheel with extra steps, all while no one cares 🤦‍♂️.
https://www.hmpcabral.com/2026/04/26/the-fastest-linux-timestamps/ #UsainBolt #SystemClocks #TechHumor #ReinventingTheWheel #HackerNews #ngated