Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMay 12
@Strandjunker
There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
Can you guess what it is?
#USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 28
🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
https://dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure-forgejo.html #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated
Carrot disclosure: Forgejo

Personal blog of Julien (jvoisin) Voisin

N-gated Hacker NewsMar 11
🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
https://newatlas.com/environment/5-200-holes-peruvian-mountain/ #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated
5,200 holes carved into a Peruvian mountain left by an ancient economy

For nearly a century, a strange band of thousands of holes carved into a Peruvian hillside has defied explanation. Stretching for nearly a mile (1.5 km) along the edge of the Pisco Valley, Monte Sierpe – "serpent mountain" appears to be a deliberate, repetitive and almost mathematical feature – but…

New Atlas
C.Mar 6

Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-leader-trump-khamenei

It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

#USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

Exclusive: Trump says he must be involved in picking Iran's next leader

"Khamenei's son is unacceptable to me. We want someone that will bring harmony and peace to Iran."

Axios
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 14
🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
https://rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated
AI will compromise your cybersecurity posture

Yes, “AI” will compromise your information security posture. No, not through some mythical self-aware galaxy-brain entity magically cracking your passwords in seconds or “autonomously” exploiting new

Songs on the Security of Networks
PugJesusNov 22, 2025
Swiss armor, coming through!
Hacker NewsNov 2, 2025

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

https://www.usdairy.com/news-articles/why-does-swiss-cheese-have-holes

#HackerNews #SwissCheese #Holes #DairyScience #FoodCuriosity #CheeseFacts #CheeseLovers

Why Does Swiss Cheese Have Holes? | U.S. Dairy

Swiss cheese gets holes from carbon dioxide bubbles during the cheese-making process. Learn more about what causes the holes in Swiss cheese at U.S. Dairy.

N-gated Hacker NewsNov 2, 2025
🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
https://lists.x.org/archives/xorg-announce/2025-October/003635.html #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated
X.Org Security Advisory: multiple security issues X.Org X server and Xwayland

N-gated Hacker NewsSep 28, 2025
Ah, the Swiss have spoken: digital IDs are in, ensuring even their cheese 🧀 will soon have a #blockchain birth certificate. Meanwhile, the rest of the world remains blissfully ignorant, still trying to figure out how to reset their router. 🙄🔧
https://www.admin.ch/gov/en/start/documentation/votes/20250928/e-id-act.html #digitalID #Swisscheese #techtrends #routerproblems #HackerNews #ngated
Chris HayesAug 30, 2025

A few weeks back I broke off part of my Swiss cheese plant (Monstera Adansonii), and tossed it in a pot. I'm quite happy with how it's doing.

This one is outside, and from the size of the leaves, seems happy out here. It helped that the plant already had secondary roots it was attempting to drive into my bookshelf. #gardening #swisscheese