Lil’ Marco’s evolution from “future of the GOP” to Trump’s carry-on luggage is a masterclass in spineless ambition. Once a Tea Party prince, now just a MAGA echo with smaller font. Every flip-flop, backpedal, and whiplash pivot proves that in today’s GOP, the smaller the mind, the higher the climb—so long as you fit neatly in a billionaire’s pocket. #LilMarco #PrinciplesSoldSeparately #SwampLoyaltyPoints