It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie on Saturday the 14th—and we should all be thankful we’re not being subjected to *that* horrible movie again instead of this one, airing a day later than its title suggests
#Fridaythe13th #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
I'm sorry but I just can't get into the #HouseOfSvengoolie #SvenSquad like I can with #Svengoolie 🤷‍♀️
It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie about shoppers desperate to leave a grocery store—and not just because of the prices
#TheMist #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
It's Saturday night and MeTV is presenting one of the three movies Roger Corman produced in 2010 alone—and he probably made them all for less than the combined salaries of the #SvenSquad
#Dinoshark #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
It’s a huge risk showing the classic #TwilightZone episode “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” that’s 100 times more entertaining than this movie
#Flight7500 #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie about a cursed flight to Tokyo; statistically speaking, flying is still the safest way to travel—unless the person welcoming you aboard is Captain Nostalgiaferatoo ✈️
#Flight7500 #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
His federal funding was cut off, but Eric Roberts managed to book travel down to Puerto Vallarta and rent an SUV for his team?
#Sharktopus #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

Was this just a weak attempt to pitch Fediverse fanatics on my Filipino folklore story “We Bring Our Monsters” in the new anthology Tales of Cryptid Chaos? 🤔
#Sharktopus #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

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It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting what looks to be a lame monster movie featuring a shark-octopus hybrid—but what’s more interesting is that there’s an actual mythological sea creature in Caribbean folklore called the Lusca with those traits
#Sharktopus #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
They thought no one would notice if they swapped out Susan Olsen with Jennifer Runyon from Ghostbusters?
#AVeryBradyChristmas #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie #Ghostbusters