It's Saturday night and MeTV is presenting a horror comedy about a cursed hand that kills a bunch of people…so it’s anything *but* idle—and perhaps the writers should’ve spent more time coming to grips with their story to prove they had a firm grasp of the concept and tried to deliver a title with more punch 👊🏻
#IdleHands #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

It's Saturday night and MeTV is airing a horror movie featuring a woman slowly being driven mad by odd characters in her Gothic apartment building—much like Sven is driven mad by a squad of characters in his Gothic dungeon studio
#RosemarysBaby #HouseofSvengoolie #SvenSquad #Svengoolie

It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie starring Randy Quaid—and if I were to tell you “Randy Quaid is a cannibal,” you would reply, “OK, yeah, but seriously, what’s the *movie* about?”
#Parents #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie on Saturday the 14th—and we should all be thankful we’re not being subjected to *that* horrible movie again instead of this one, airing a day later than its title suggests
#Fridaythe13th #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

I'm sorry but I just can't get into the #HouseOfSvengoolie #SvenSquad like I can with #Svengoolie 🤷‍♀️

It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie about shoppers desperate to leave a grocery store—and not just because of the prices
#TheMist #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

It's Saturday night and MeTV is presenting one of the three movies Roger Corman produced in 2010 alone—and he probably made them all for less than the combined salaries of the #SvenSquad
#Dinoshark #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

It’s a huge risk showing the classic #TwilightZone episode “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” that’s 100 times more entertaining than this movie
#Flight7500 #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie about a cursed flight to Tokyo; statistically speaking, flying is still the safest way to travel—unless the person welcoming you aboard is Captain Nostalgiaferatoo ✈️
#Flight7500 #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

His federal funding was cut off, but Eric Roberts managed to book travel down to Puerto Vallarta and rent an SUV for his team?
#Sharktopus #SvenSquad #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie