💔🚫 Don't worry about heart disease, just chill and wait for the inevitable surprise party in your chest! 🎉🥳 Meanwhile, let's play doctor and imagine we're experts because, obviously, our survival depends on common sense advice oversimplified into oblivion. 💊📉
https://myticker.com/ #heartdisease #humor #doctorsurvival #commonadvice #surpriseparty #HackerNews #ngated

Boyfriend shows up with flowers after being 'ignored.' When the door opened, his heart stopped.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/he-showed-up-with-flowers-after-she-ignored-him-ex1

AppLovin's sneaky app installs without user consent? Oh, shocker! 🎉 Turns out they might have confused the term "user consent" with "user surprise party" 🎈, but hey, who needs permission when you're on an #adtech power trip? 🚀
https://www.benedelman.org/applovin-nonconsensual-installs/ #AppLovin #scandal #userconsent #privacyissues #surpriseparty #HackerNews #ngated

“I only invited Emily…”
But then EVERYONE showed up 😆
📺 www.WrestlingMayhemShow.com
Hashtags:
#WMS965 #UnexpectedGuests #FunnyWrestlingStories #SurpriseParty

🎉 #Linux users are in for a surprise party on Microsoft's terms—turns out your Secure Boot relies on good ol' Bill Gates' blessing, which is expiring soon 🕒. Who knew the Linux community's favorite pastime was waiting for #Microsoft to decide when their systems will no longer boot! 🚀🔐
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1029767/43b62a7a7408c2a9/ #SecureBoot #SurpriseParty #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

#magicthegathering #mtg #SurpriseParty #SeanMurray

Talk about a red herring - this book flat-out exposes the killer in the past few pages. If you like the idea of sudden surprises, this is up your alley.

That said, there were a couple of things that were interesting in this book:

1) The weird idea that longevity in your relationship is more important than it really is in high school. Like, if you can just make it longer together than any other couple, you’ll find real happiness. In reality, splitting up and finding someone else would probably make you more happy. But I did see it in high school - hell, I participated in it in high school - and it’s always struck out to me as one of the weirder things we did. Like we were really giving it our best to be grown-ups as children.

2) Abusive relationships. In this book, the abuser was portrayed more as a “wild card,” than anything else, but the words were there. He cracked a pool cue over a friend’s head and said his hand must have slipped. The next paragraph said sometimes the guy would be fun and the life of the party and sometimes… his hand would slip.

But the guy who got his head cracked open never faltered in his dedication to his friend. He WAS going behind the guy’s back with his girlfriend, but he wouldn’t let anyone talk shit about his bud and wouldn’t hear that maybe he was dangerous.

It was clear to everyone else, though.

This one’s a whole lot of drama, but it still works. It was a fun time.

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With two of my lifelong friends, Dan and Cal, at my surprise birthday party at the Miller Cinemas 6. #birthday #birthdaysurprise #surpriseparty #party #birthdayparty #millercinemassix #millercinemas #millertheater #lewistown #mifflincounty #milestone