Mastodawn

After completing an exhaustive survey [1], it appears that piano wire is most commonly sold in 5-meter lengths.

The longest pianos, such as the Imperial Bösendorfer, top out at under 3 meters length. And I don't know if that includes the space beyond the extents of the strings, so the string length could be less if the length figures include it (which I don't know).

Which brings me to the point: I want to know which secret super-piano-villain is hiding a 5-meter piano in his volcanic lair. This hunt may consume me.

[1] i.e. I browsed a few listings on #AliExpress.

#piano #PianoWire #PianoSize #ImperialBösendorfer #ImperialBosendorfer #BigPiano #BigTwinkie #SuperVillain #12InchPianist

Garrett Latimer May 12

Emil’s going to have a long talk with Mr. Johnson after this.

Feat. @texsaber.bsky.social, stealing strategically important Giga-Helium gas.

I don’t know who the #mammoth toy is. One of the many members of Tex’s Pneumenagerie.

As befitting a hackneyed (Emil’s words, not mine) prehistoric supervillain, Tex’s Prodigious Prehistoric Pneumenagerie consists of a tyrannosaurus, triceratops, pteranodon, mammoth, and plesiosaur. They actually hold up concerningly well for inflatables in a Saturday Morning hero cartoon...

#superhero #supervillain #smilodon #sabertooth #inflatable #furryart #wip

Space draws scalies 🐲Apr 29

To the sausage factory 🌭
Oh no, Durdam hug crushed Dao Gan and she's carrying him away 😰#spaceRARt #furryart #scalieart #dragon #bearhug #supervillain #digitalart

Mark Apr 23

Ramblings of a #supervillain

#Palantir #manifesto claims #AI #weapons, cultural inferiority

#American technology corp Palantir raised controversy such as moral duty of tech companies in defence & implying some #cultures are inferior to others

The post was called a 22-point #manifesto that has generated backlash ...

#racism #CorporateTerrorism #BigData #greed #power #USAggression #USThreats #BoycottUSA #CorporateGovt #dystopian

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Petra van Cronenburg Apr 21

I’ve been reading stuff about the genuine #reality, stuff that sounds like The Onion on crack or a supervillain jumping straight out of a completely absurd script. Should I focus on real, dry reality, and how it would look like? Like a sugar-coated muffin or a musty, unironed shirt with tomato sauce stains?
Let me take you on a reality travel https://steady.page/en/naturematchcuts/posts/e8a0beae-5d7c-49a4-a3ce-66f732419a3c

#NatureMatchCuts #MatchCuts #blog #newsletter #realityCheck #realityGoesMad #scifi #supervillain #superrich #TESCREAL #journalism

Match Cuts 3: Beam Me Up, Scotty!

Am I still here, or have I already left? Do I want to stay, or let me beam away? Just in the last few days, I’ve been reading stuff about the genuine reality – stuff…

Steady