For whomever it may bringeth joy,
I have officially been sincerely bestowed with the honorary title of "such a good girl", and have since melted into a viscous puddle of warm, brightly-coloured goo.
I have as yet not been able to recover any brain function with which to put to productive use, however,
the chemical euphoria I am blissfully enjoying at present is of higher grade than may be obtained via many commercially available non-prescription opiates.
#suchagoodgirl