Fuck "trust". Trust no one. Keep to yourself. You ain't losing anything of value.

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Por isso que a baby fica impressionada com pequenas coisinhas fofinhas que eu faço pra ela.

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Lo único que te salva de mí es que tenés un gato. Y en un momento de locura capaz considere adoptarlo, así que no te sientas tan seguro.

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You know who else was "fiscally conservative" and "socially liberal"?

Ebenezer Scrooge.

“If they [the poor] would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” — Charles Dickens. A Christmas Carol, Stave I.

Yes, this is a #subtoot directed at #AndyWeir

a sua casa tá cheia de gatos
suas ideias correspondem aos fatos

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#subtoot to a #subtoot

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i am holier than thou

i hold no accounts on There
(or _There_ or *There*)

ergo i will settle comfortably now
onto my Throne of Righteous Comfort

upon this Higher Ground
and thus

Deliver My Lecture Of Great Edification

"look upon my works, ye fedi..."

This time it's literally "brain drain": brains going down the drain. No chance of getting back anything from them but fertilizer.

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Not sure if this post is joking about something in support of it or in opposition to it

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Folks making snarky comments about No Kings, while offering nothing except memes. 🤡

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