AndreyYou know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
https://weird-jokes.com/
HaschekHi, I'm new on #Mastodon, but I was in love with decentralized social networks even before the #Fediverse term was created. Remember #Identica? ;)
Not many posts here yet, just a quick intro:
* I post in german (native) & english (german).
* topics: #photography, #music, #politics, #stupidjokes.
* I test also #Pixelfed at @[email protected] & @[email protected]
My old proprietary accounts for reference:
vindalf☑️✅
John ConwayA random artwork from my gallery:
"Duicat di Urbino" — 2015
Long Venus is long! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that if Titian were alive today, he would have painted it just like this.
https://johnconway.art/duicat_di_urbino
#Art #Classics #Internet #Longcat #Octopus #Paintings #StupidJokes #Titian #Venus
PunnyPeak.Com" https://punnypeak.com/stupid-puns/
Why did the stupid 🙃🤡 person keep getting lost in the corn maze? Because they were always 🌽-fused!
#StupidJokes
#DadJokes
#PunsOfInstagram
#CornMazeMishaps
#SillyHumor
#BadPuns
#LaughOutLoud
#TooCorny
#HilariousHappenings
#StupidityAtItsFinest"
Jason C. McDonaldConspiracy theory: the author of "Moby Dick" is really a merfolk author who observed the events in the book. His pen name was an inversion of "Merman Helville". It all makes sense! #puns #stupidjokes
Martin Townling 
@coreyspowell all fake you blind people, everyone knows the earth is flat.. it's all a big conspiracy to controll the masses... 🤣
as234If 200ml of cream cost 0.99€ and 500g of chocolate cream pudding (cream content 84%) cost 1.29€ then you only have to find a way to extract cream from chocolate cream pudding and you can save a lot of money.
#lifehacks #stupidjokes #foodprices
#lifehacks #stupidjokes #foodprices
Frank Podmore 🌹✊HE'S RUNNING FOR A SEAT, FOR A VERY NICE SEAT, IN THE COUNTRY
'Blur drummer Dave Rowntree selected as Labour candidate for general election'
apostrophe bastard#Biology is so 20th century gatekeepy. What about Panology, huh?