#BTW: We're #DeeplyConscious that #Coffeezilla is #Both:

A: #Married; and,
B: #MostProbablyStraight; though, that's #NotForMe #ToSay...

#ThatSaid; I can #Still #FancyHim and I #StillLike his #NewHairCut...

He's #HotHotHot; even if he's #StuckInTexas... #Trapped in a #Void of his #OwnMaking...

🧙🎩🤖​🤖🎩🧙 | 🦹​​🦄​​​🦹

@Tutanota

Can I apply for my house to become a member state of the EU? lol

#StuckInTexas
#RedStateErmagherd
#GetMeOuttaHere