Mastodawn

Ieri abbiamo ricevuto una telefonata dal nostro comune di residenza, volevano sapere se avremmo confermato il nostro impegno a fornire i testi scolastici con accreditamento come cartoleria registrata in comune.
Ovviamente abbiamo confermato e ho chiesto il perché della telefonata (mai ricevuta negli anni passati).

Eh niente, in sostanza siamo rimasti in tre a fornire il servizio.
Tre cartolerie in una cittadina di 34mila abitanti, aggiungi il circondario di pasini e paeselli senza cartolerie ormai da anni e arriviamo a un bacino d'utenza di oltre 40mila persone.
E ce le dobbiamo smazzare in tre piccole cartolerie.

Io ve lo anticipo, non so se arriveremo a Settembre vivi! 🪦

#Mastocartolaio #Aiuto #Panico #Morte #FuggiteSciocchi #VoioMorì #UccidetemiOra #StressTest

Dr. Raphael Weyland May 12

Habe ein Déjà-Vue, denn vor 11 Jahren wurde ich für den Fitness Check der FFH-/VSRL beim @NABU angestellt, und jetzt gibt es erneut einen #Stresstest für die EU-Naturschutzrichtlinien. Dies ist immer noch eine unnötige bürokratische Übung, mit falscher Fragestellung, und ein Einfallstor für die Abschwächung des Naturschutzrechts! https://blogs.nabu.de/naturschaetze-retten/stresstest-naturschutzrichtlinien-start/

Stresstest der EU-Naturschutzrichtlinien: unsinniger und bürokratischer Vorgang!

Die EU-Kommission hat heute die öffentliche Konsultation zum Stresstest der FFH- und Vogelschutzrichtlinie gestartet. In diesem Beitrag können Sie lesen, warum wir diesen Prozess kritisieren.

Naturschätze.Retten

ESMA - EU Securities Markets R May 4

🩺 How resilient are central counterparties to adverse market developments?

ESMA’s sixth #CCPs #stresstest exercise looks at credit risk, concentration risk, reverse stress scenarios and, for the first time, recovery and resolution arrangements.

🔗 https://link.europa.eu/qvxNfC
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ESMA launches its sixth stress test exercise for Central Counterparties

Yonhap Infomax News Mar 26

Bank of Korea warns securities firms and insurers face heightened liquidity risks from global asset price corrections amid geopolitical tensions, though stress tests show overall sector resilience with liquidity ratios exceeding regulatory thresholds under severe scenarios
#YonhapInfomax #BankOfKorea #LiquidityRisk #StressTest #SecuritiesFirms #AssetPriceCorrection #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=112152

BOK Warns Securities Firms, Insurers Face Liquidity Risks Amid Global Asset Price Correction

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Tiago F Mar 9

https://joinpeertube.org/fr/news/stress-test-2023

#peertube #testedecarga #stresstest

Tests de stress PeerTube : la résilience réside dans les pairs ! | JoinPeerTube

De nombreux administrateurs ou vidéastes se demandent combien de spectateurs simultanés une instance PeerTube peut gérer et dans quelle mesure la fonc...

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Arapalla Feb 13

We have a full on feudal love triangle happening here on the farm. Alfie has been having a, not so, love affair with Geisha who is visiting.
She says lets go, he says yes, she says too late.

So we took her out, a story of daring do and big risks, and brought Bella in who has been after a man for a few days.

But instead of new connections and romance both are obsessing over Geisha, one for love and one for beating the new commer into submission.

#HorsesOfMastodon #LoveTriangle #StressTest

YⒶzumo 🏴Feb 11

ICE Is Crashing the US Court System in Minnesota

https://www.wired.com/story/ice-crashing-us-court-system-minnesota/

Articles without Paywall: https://archive.fo/LZE64

#security #securitynationalsecurity #securitysecuritynews #politicspolicy #immigrationandcustomsenforcement #immigration #courts #politics #policy #law #lawsuits #departmentofjustice #donaldtrump #stresstest

WIRED - The Latest in Technology, Science, Culture and Business [Unofficial]Feb 11

ICE Is Crashing the US Court System in Minnesota

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/ice-crashing-us-court-system-minnesota/

Yonhap Infomax News Feb 5

The US Federal Reserve will maintain current stress capital buffer requirements for large banks through 2027, despite tougher 2026 test scenarios, as it seeks public input for future standards.
#YonhapInfomax #FederalReserve #StressTest #CapitalBuffer #LargeBanks #UnemploymentRate #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=103946

Fed to Maintain Large Bank Stress Capital Buffer Requirements Through 2027 (Update)

The US Federal Reserve will maintain current stress capital buffer requirements for large banks through 2027, despite tougher 2026 test scenarios, as it seeks public input for future standards.

Yonhap Infomax